The Lectern Guy: Celine Dion, the Unbeatable Gem Emerging from Canada, Faces Hilarious Resistance

Twitter users debate whether Celine Dion is the best thing to come out of Canada, with replies mentioning other notable Canadians.

In the midst of all the heavy and disheartening news that seems to be consuming our lives, there was a moment of lightheartedness that caught our attention. It all started when a certain individual, whom we shall refer to as 'The Lecturn Guy,' proclaimed that Celine Dion is the epitome of greatness to emerge from Canada. Little did he know, the people of X (Twitter) had something to say about that. And let us tell you, their responses were both amusing and thought-provoking. So, sit back, relax, and let's dive into this delightful palette cleanser.

Now, don't get us wrong, we love Celine Dion. Her voice is undeniably powerful and captivating. However, is she truly THE BEST that Canada has to offer? Well, according to the witty and creative minds on Twitter, there are a few contenders who could give her a run for her money.

First up, we have the food replies. Ah, yes, the eternal debate of bacon versus syrup. It seems that this combination, in all its sweet and savory glory, triumphs over Celine Dion. And yet, the OP managed to come up with a clever response to the syrup argument, resulting in a draw for this round.

But let's not forget Commander Phil. While Celine may reign supreme in the realm of singing when she's in good health, Commander Phil's skills cannot be overlooked. Thus, one point goes to the OP.

Now, we must turn our attention to the world of music. Even if you're not a die-hard fan of RUSH, you cannot deny their devoted following, which can rival that of The Grateful Dead. While Celine may outshine anyone in terms of vocal prowess, we'll have to call this round a tie.

Moving on to the world of film, we have Uncle Buck and Ryan Reynolds. Uncle Buck, a classic comedy, undoubtedly deserves recognition. Therefore, this point goes to the reply side. And let's not forget about Ryan Reynolds, who brings Deadpool to life like no one else can. Another point for the reply side!

Now, let's talk about the comedic genius that is Norm MacDonald. He is often considered one of the most underrated comedians of our time, and rightfully so. In fact, he deserves not just one, but two points for his brilliance.

Next up, we have SCTV, the Canadian answer to Saturday Night Live. Many argue that it was even funnier than SNL, especially given the current state of the show. So, another point for the reply side.

And how can we discuss remarkable Canadians without mentioning Keanu Reeves? Not only has he starred in some incredible movies, but he also exudes genuine kindness. A true gem, indeed.

Now, let's address the controversial figure, Peterson. While he may have been a bit shaky on certain subjects lately, there's no denying his impact and ability to ruffle feathers. For that, he deserves double points on the reply side.

We must confess, it feels a bit self-indulgent to include our own tweets in this story. However, we simply cannot ignore the brilliance of KIDS IN THE HALL. We'll deduct one point for our bias, but we firmly believe it deserves at least five points, one for each talented cast member.

So, when we tally it all up, it appears that the reply side emerges as the winner. Apologies, Lecturn Guy, but Celine Dion, as incredible as she is, cannot claim the title of the best thing to come from Canada.

Until we meet again, dear Twitchy readers, stay vigilant out there. You never know who might be crushing your head! And yes, we're crushing your head. Crushing it. Crushing it.

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