50 Hilarious Valentine's Day Jokes: Cupid Strikes Again to Make You Fall in Love

"50 Hilarious Valentine's Day Jokes to Share with Your Loved Ones and Galentine Squad While Celebrating the Most Romantic Day!"

Valentine's Day, a day that some consider the most romantic of the year, while others dismiss it as a commercialized "Hallmark holiday." However, regardless of your perspective, most people would agree that "funny" isn't typically the first word that comes to mind when thinking of February 14. But we're here to surprise you with 50 hilarious Valentine's Day jokes!

Is Cupid shooting arrows or goofing around in jest? Imagining someone slyly flying around with talent not only for archery but matchmaking certainly adds a humorous touch to the holiday. Despite its traditional sentimentality, we've got plenty of chuckle-inducing one-liners, puns, groan-worthy dad jokes, and laughs in store -- perfect to share with your Galentine squad and loved ones alike!

So, grab a box of chocolates, write out your Valentine messages, line up a classic rom-com, and get ready to giggle in the name of super-cheesy, love-themed quips. Roses may be red, violets may be blue, but one thing's for sure -- we've got the all-time greatest Valentine's jokes for you!

1. Who always has a date on Valentine's Day? A calendar.
2. What Valentine's message can you find in a honeycomb? "Bee mine."
3. Which new Taylor Swift tune is the best couple's song for two ghosts to share? "Invisible String."
4. How did the coin propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a jingle.
5. What did one Hershey's bar say to the other who arrived long past their date time? "You're choco-late."
6. Why are artichokes so beloved? They're known for their hearts.
7. What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? "I found the perfect match!"
8. What do you call a colorful heart that loves books? "Well-red."
9. How did the orca ask the other to be their Valentine? "Whale you be mine?"
10. Why did the magnet hit on the refrigerator? He found her to be very attractive.
11. What's the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14? A hug and a quiche.
12. What did one piece of toast say to the other? "You're my butter half!"
13. Why didn't the two dogs make serious Valentine's Day plans? It was just puppy love.
14. Why did the dad approve of his daughter's goalie-boyfriend? He was a real keeper.
15. When do bed bugs fall in love? In the spring.
16. How did one Bloody Mary share their strong feelings with another? "Olive you."
17. What do you call two sparrows who just got engaged? "Lovebirds."
18. Why were the forks disappointed on Valentine's Day? All they wanted to do was spoon.
19. What is it called when your aunt went off to get married on V-Day? Antelope.
20. What's the most romantic ship? Courtship.
21. What did the pickle say to the other on Valentine's Day? "You're a big dill to me."
22. How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond? "I'm nuts about you."
23. How did the two prunes confirm dinner plans? They said it was a date.
24. What did one cantaloupe write to the other in their Valentine's card? "You're one in a melon!"
25. How did the tennis ball flirt with the racquet? By saying, "Hit me up!"
26. What did one cappuccino say to their shy crush? "Espresso yourself."
27. Why did the skeleton break up with her boyfriend before Valentine's Day? Her heart wasn't in it.
28. What message is on candy hearts for cats? "You're purr-fect!"
29. Why do air fresheners love Valentine's Day? They're so scent-imental.
30. Where did the high-heel take its date? To the football.
31. How did one drum tell the other about its feelings? "My heart beats for you."
32. How did the vegetable politely ask for a date? "Peas be my Valentine."
33. How can you save money on Valentine's gifts? Become single.
34. What's a cutesy love term that can also be orange and delicious? "Crush."
35. What kind of flowers shouldn't you gift your girlfriend? Cauliflowers.
36. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you."
37. Why did all the other fruit ask the banana to be their Valentine? She was very a-peel-ing.
38. What are insects called when they're dating? Lovebugs.
39. What did the baker say to his wife on V-Day? "Gimme some sugar!"
40. What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine's Day? "Lovesick."
41. Why couldn't the mineral water ever get a Valentine? All of his friendships were so pla-tonic.
42. How do sheep share their feelings with each other? By saying, "I love ewe."
43. What do you call a happy couple who first met via Twitter? "Tweethearts."
44. Why was the canoe considered a heartthrob? He was so row-mantic.
45. What did the romantic sing after she got a paper cut? "I keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love!"
46. Why would Forrest Gump be a good Valentine? He'd probably gift a box of chocolates.
47. Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches? Tulips.
48. What can get you in trouble with the law on Valentine's Day? Stealing too many hearts.
49. What do pieces of fruit write to each other in their V-Day cards? "I love you berry much!"
50. What did the couple say after they were struck by Cupid's arrow? "Ouch!"

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